Sunday, July 10, 2011
Life, the Universe and Writing...
Thursday, April 28, 2011
RIP Elisabeth Sladen
Sarah Jane Smith was sat in her attic, kindly regarding a gift she had recently been left by a visiting Star Poet. The small, beautifully carved metallic item whispered out poetry in a sweet, sing-song voice. The poem depended on the mood of whoever was holding it, and so far it had only spoken words of joy.
Sarah Jane looked down at her watch – it was almost midnight. She should be off to bed, really. Luke was visiting and she had already forced him to get to sleep in his old room, leaving K9 to rest overnight in the living room. As the Star Poet’s gift finished another verse, Sarah Jane placed it gently back on top of her cluttered desk and got to her feet, stretching out her arms in a long yawn. She froze. Arms still outstretched, mouth still half open, she had heard something. From outside. At first it had sounded like nothing more than a gust of wind, but after all these years she couldn’t mistake it. She rushed to the window, throwing it open and looking down on the darkened garden. Sat there, visible by the light from its roof and windows, sat that ancient blue police box. The TARDIS.
Having slipped her boots on and run down her house’s many stairs, Sarah Jane burst through the back door into the garden. As soon as she had crossed the threshold, her pace slowed and she stood, staring in wonder at the time machine she had known for so long, unable to describe the warmth the sight of it brought to her.
With a rickety wooden sound, one of the doors swung open and the Doctor appeared in the doorway – he looked exactly the same as when Sarah had last seen him. She gave a silent sigh of relief at the fact he hadn’t had to suffer another death. She barely knew this Doctor yet.
“Doctor!” she beamed.
“Sarah! Hello! Fancy seeing you here!” he was grinning broadly as he stepped into the garden, closing the TARDIS door behind him.
“What are you doing here?” she asked, running over to the Time Lord.
“Well, you know, just came to check up on you… in the middle of the night… Actually, if I’m honest, bit of a mistake. You know what the TARDIS is like. But, still, a sort of good mistake! I’ve ended up in much worse places!”
A happy laugh escaped Sarah’s mouth, as he listened to her old friend.
“Yes, you have!” she said with a smile. “Like Metebilis Three…”
“And Skaro…” he recalled quietly, his tone drifting somewhat as he reminisced of days long since gone.
“And Aberdeen.” Sarah Jane stated firmly, at which the Doctor looked around the garden, a little sheepishly.
“Ah, yes… erm, sorry, about that. Again.”
But Sarah was laughing, happy to see the Doctor again and to remember her past with him. And the Doctor was laughing happily with her, regarding his former companion with his kind emerald eyes.
“Master!” came the cry of a small, robotic voice. Sarah Jane looked back at the doorway, the Doctor’s gaze following hers and they both laid eyes on K9, trundling out of the house.
“K9! Hello!” the Doctor called out, his face fixed in a broad, beaming grin. He dashed over to the metal dog, laying his hand on the back of its box-like head, while looking over his shoulder at Sarah. “What’s he doing here? Is Luke visiting?”
“Yes, but he’s asleep at the minute. Maybe if you came back in the morning…”
“Nah, it’s alright. I’m sure I’ll bump into him at some other point. So, what have you been up to, protecting the world from your attic in Ealing?”
Letting out a long, happy sigh, Sarah took a seat on the bench, the Doctor slumping into the seat beside her.
“Same old busy life! Saw off a lone Slitheen last week, then helped a lost star fleet find its way home, had a visit from a Star Poet…”
“Ah! Star Poets! Lovely bunch. Visited their home world a few times – you would love it! They have towers carved from mountains of shining crystals and the queen’s palace is one of the greatest sights in the universe! I met four of their queens – and I may have accidentally married one.”
Sarah’s eyes drifted up towards the sky as the Doctor spoke, and she sat, gazing out into the vast ocean of glimmering stars. K9 slowly moved over to the bench where the two time travellers were sat, raising his head at the Doctor, who looked back down at his old dog.
“So, K9, how’s Luke been doing at uni? Working hard?”
“Master Luke’s work at university has been produced at his maximum capacity.”
Both the Doctor and Sarah Jane laughed at that. K9 had never quite grasped normal human speech, but that metal dog was a friend that had served them both well in the past. Looking back from his former pet to his former companion, the Doctor noticed Sarah’s gaze was still resting on the stars that shone down on them from the swirling darkness of the night sky.
“You’ve seen your fair share of them up close, I’d say.” the Doctor whispered, his attention now slowly being absorbed by the view of space.
“Yeah… funny, though, how rarely we just stop and admire the beauty of it. All of it. Space. The universe. Time.”
“Mmm.” The Doctor nodded his agreement. “It is beautiful. All of time and space – it’s just… incredible. But, sometimes, not as incredible as the wonders I find here on Earth. All those times, places… people. Like you, Sarah.”
Sarah Jane just smiled and whispered a quiet “Thank you.”
The Doctor tore his gaze away from the sky above, looking instead at his dear friend.
“I mean it, Sarah. All that time we spent travelling, and now this, all these years on, you’re still protecting the Earth, saving the human race, finding the best in people – very few people have quite the claim to greatness that you do. My Sarah Jane Smith, shining brighter than any star!”
A small smile remained on Sarah’s lips as she looked back into the Doctor’s eyes. She paused, speechless for a moment, before speaking again, slowly asking her friend a question she wasn’t sure she wanted the answer to.
“All these years, doing what I do, doing what we did... sometimes, Doctor, sometimes I wonder – how many years do I have left? How much longer can I carry on?”
The Doctor smiled reassuringly, his green eyes twinkling like the stars as he spoke.
“Sarah. There are some things that can never end. No matter what the universe throws at you, no matter what happens, you will go on forever. In hundreds of thousands of years to come, people will still remember you. They’ll sing songs and tell stories of the noble and valiant Sarah Jane Smith, and how she was the perfect example of the best that humanity could ever be. Your work, your memory, your legacy will live on forever, Sarah, never ever forgotten. Life can come and go so quickly, but real life – that lasts forever. And, in centuries and millennia to come, people will be looking up to the stars and seeing a universe that is so much better than it once was, thanks to you, Sarah Jane.”
Sarah was sat with the echoes of tears shining in her eyes, a smile brushing over her lips. The Doctor returned her gaze in that funny way he had of being both sad and incredibly happy.
After taking one final look up at the stars, the Doctor got to his feet and walked back over to the TARDIS, opening the doors with a click of his fingers, and stepping inside.
Stopping on the threshold before he made another trip through time, he looked back into the garden, proudly regarding his friend.
“Goodbye, Sarah Jane.”
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
RIP Nicholas Courtney
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The Brigadier’s Funeral
Another tear rolled slowly down the face of Sarah Jane Smith. She was stood in silence, near the front of the gathered congregation, watching the funeral proceedings. Clyde, Rani, Luke and even K-9 were by her side, all sharing in the deep sadness that adorned the hearts of everyone present. Brigadier Sir Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart had died.
Soldiers stood still, upright as always, displaying the respect of the military. Many of them looked far too young to have ever known the Brigadier in his prime, but they all knew the stories, the legends, of his work. Looking across the room, Clyde noticed Jo Jones and her grandson, Santiago, along with a mix of people he did not recognise, though Sarah Jane had seemed to know most of them; old UNIT soldiers and companions to the Doctor who had been fortunate enough to meet the Brigadier. All stood silently, all deeply saddened by the loss the world had suffered. There was not a single face that hadn’t felt the brush of tears that day. As the reverend, at the front of the church, stepped aside to allow someone to say a few words, Clyde turned his attention back to the altar.
The coffin sat atop a beautifully decorated table, adorned with flowers of every kind and what seemed like a thousand medals. In place of a table cloth was a broad, shining flag, bearing the emblem of UNIT. On top of the coffin’s polished surface sat, neatly folded, the Brigadier’s old uniform, his hat tidily perched there, displaying his gleaming, golden badge.
A smartly dressed, balding man, UNIT Colonel Mace, stepped up to one of the church’s altars, taking a moment to silently regard that lavishly decorated wooden tomb. Clearing his throat a little, he turned to the mass of people stood in the pews, feeling the same pain and grievance as them.
“I cannot say I knew Sir Alistair very well.” He began, slowly, treating every word with delicate respect. “But to have known him at all is a great honour. He was a brave man, one of the bravest the human race has ever had to offer. Needless to say, I’m sure, that we all owe him so much more than we ourselves could ever know. The cases in which our dearest Brigadier had involved himself were some of the most impressive to ever enter UNIT’s records. He was there at UNIT’s formation and had since seen some of the greatest threats to our survival that have ever dared set foot upon this planet. Every one of them, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart stood against with his unerring courage and determination. A fighter, a brave man, and a hero, to the end.” Mace paused, allowing the memories and thoughts of Sir Alistair to settle in his mind, before continuing. “After all his years of service to UNIT and to the human race, it was no extraterrestrial threat, or violent aggressor that ended Sir Alistair’s life. No, he was, in the end, defeated by the one opponent none of us could ever escape – time. And he accepted it with more grace and peace than many would ever have had the bravery, or the soul, to do. He will be dearly missed, by us and by everyone.”
With a final nod and a few, almost silent, words to the Brigadier, Colonel Mace walked back to his place amongst the assembly, resuming his own silent sorrow.
As the day swept on, there were a few more speeches, before a final few words from the church’s reverend, after which, people started to make their departures. For some, it was the first time they had seen each other in many long years, but hardly any of them spoke to each other. Instead, as they all slowly, gradually, made their way from the church, one by one different attendants of the service would travel to the coffin, paying their own respects to the man who had meant so much.
Sarah Jane did so herself, when most of the others had left. Luke, Rani and Clyde went with her, K-9 quietly trundling along behind. Wiping another tear from her eye, Sarah Jane placed her hand on the cold wooden casket, speaking to her old friend.
“Goodbye, Sir Alistair. And thank you.”
She was unable to manage any more, and walked away, towards the heavy oak doors at the other end of the church, the others all with her, offering her their support. As they entered the churchyard, the cold breeze washed over them, the February weather providing a bitter welcome. Sarah Jane had seen so many familiar faces, but was in no mood to talk. Instead, she walked straight to her car, the other three and K-9 in tow. The Brigadier had been the best human she had ever known and the loss of him was so terrible that she did not even stop at the familiar sound of ancient, groaning engines.
The large blue shape of the TARDIS stood in the church’s graveyard, where Sir Alistair’s body would soon be laid to rest. The door opened and a single, solitary figure stepped out, wearing a tweed jacket and black bowtie. Locking the wooden police box’s doors behind him, the Doctor silently made his way into the now empty church.
Every footstep he made echoed emptily against the building’s stone walls, as he approached the elaborate coffin, where his old friend lay at rest. Coming to a stop by its side, the Doctor laid his hand on the box, his head bowed in solemn respect.
“Alistair. I always wished this day would never come. Always wished it would be another one of those dates I could run away from. But I could never run away from this.”
The Time Lord dropped his hand to his side, slowly starting to walk around the coffin, admiring the Brigadier’s extensive array of medals.
“All the things we did, Alistair, all the things we saw! All those creatures we faced together. The Daleks, the Cybermen, Zygons, Silurians, the Master, the Autons – remember the Autons?” Coming to a halt, a grin broke out on the Doctor’s face, as he reminisced with his friend, though sadness was still potent in his eyes. The expression faded, only an echo of a smile left on his features as he spoke, more quietly now, to the man who had helped him so many times in so many ways. “I owe you my life, Alistair. We might have had our disagreements over the years, but I can honestly say you were the best man I ever knew. Truly, the greatest example of what humanity is capable of.”
Regarding the coffin with a sad smile, remembering one of his greatest friends and one of Earth’s greatest heroes, the Doctor spoke with the air, authority and manner of every one of his eleven lives, every one of them wanting to wish Sir Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart a final farewell.
“Goodbye, Alistair. Goodbye; Brigadier.”
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Holmes is where the heart is...
Okay, the biggest news going on in my strange isolated script-writing world is that mine and my friends' Doctor Who series has officially been put on hold. Hopefully filiming will resume/begin during the summertime. The other bit of very big news, though, is that a new series is going into production very soon. Not Doctor Who this time, but, as the title to this post suggests, Sherlock Holmes!
To be precise, a modernisation of Sherlock Holmes, currently entitled "Consulting Detective", which sees Holmes and Watson as students at Baker Street university, currently sharing a room in one of the university's provided flats for students (flat 221b, of course)! The series also stars a range of other detectives, some brand new, some from the original stories, including a certain Miss Adler...
Obviously, I can't give too much away about the series but, if all goes well script-wise, filming should commence this weekend, on episode one - A Study In Black! Unusually for one of the films my crazy lot produce, the script for this one isn't being written by me, but instead, by my friend Adam Lawson, who has starred in and helped write episodes for our past YouTube series. The role of script-editor is the one that has befallen me for episode one, which basically means I have lots of long email exchanges with Adam, talking about which parts get changed, what would work better from the audience's point of view, etc. And I must say it is enormous fun discussing all theses wonderful scripty things with someone!
Little has been decided about episodes three and four yet (except which books they might be based on - but we don't want to spoil that for you!), but three is another of Adam's and, hopefully, we will work together as much as possible on four. Episode two, however, is being written by yours truly! Without giving too much away, think "Sherlock Holmes vs. the EDL"...
Anyway, now I'm going to have to start editing and writing these scripts, like I should be right now, instead of posting on this blog. See you all soon!
Friday, October 8, 2010
"You have a careers appointment booked"...
So, the title of this post - I suppose I should explain it. Earlier this week I had a "careers appointment" at school. What's that? It's a large building where people under sixteen go to learn and earn qualifications, but that's not important right now.
Oh, what's a careers appointment? Basically, anyone in year ten/eleven in my school can have them (or it might just be year elevens) and you go to this meeting with the school's careers teacher/advisor (I'd better not use names, just in case!) and discuss career options. At some point in our school lives, students in my year had to fill out a form giving four career options we would consider, so that was used as a starting point in the meeting. Of course, on mine were author and script writer.
And so, I finally had a serious conversation with someone I don't know particularly well about what I want to do as a career. And yes, we looked at the negatives. The fact that screenwriting is very competitive and many writers only do it as a part time job, but we did look at how it would suit me and what it was like, covering positives and negatives. And, strangely, despite all the negatives, I feel far more confident about going into screenwriting than I did before. Maybe it's because for one of the first times, I've actually looked at it as a serious career, rather than just something I want to do. The negatives almost make it seem more possible!
So I think the meeting went well. I got some good script-related websites out of it as well, which I'm in the process of looking through. Found out that the standard script format is called "mastershot" format, which won't realy help, as I already knew what the format was, but at least I know another name for it now (I'd previously heard it referred to as just "the standard script format"). And, out of all this, as you can probably guess, I'm now in a writing mood!
I know I should work on my book more, because that is something I can publish and earn money from. And I can do that regardless of age. But all I can think about are the fan film scripts for me and my friends' Doctor Who series! Which is annoying, because I want to start episode 3, because I know how it's going to start, but I don't know what happens after the first scene! I'll have to think on it...
Also, in Who news, I've got the script for episode 2 down to 35 pages, which is a massive decrease! How did I do it? I... brought the font size down... no great editing feat there then!
Keep watching the blog for updates! If I ever get round to working on my novel again, then I will hopefully explain more about it on here.
Take care people!
Sunday, August 29, 2010
The good, the bad and the Algarve
Anyway, whilst on holiday I found, like everyone does, that there is actually a lot of time in the evening and some time in the morning where you can't go out or do anything and so you just end up watching TV. Which then annoys you, because you realise you could be doing this at home! So you try to kid yourself into thinking it's alright because you have different channels. Ha.
So. TV on holiday. In the evening, after a busy day doing the mad things people do on holidays and then going to a restaurant, so you're too tired to care about what you're watching. And that's why I ended up watching some of the chavvy teen soaps rubbish I never usually would - Wallaby Road (Hm? What's that? Waterloo? Yes, nice song, but now's not the time.). The funny thing is though - from a writer's point of view - there is some good stuff in that show! It was on a dodgy "BBC Entertainment" channel, so I don't know how old the episode was, but they had a school student, who you saw with drugs (I don't know whether his reason for having the drugs was revealed already - if so, then it's not quite as good as it could have been) and all the teachers were having a go at him, saying he was a druggy (a teacher accused him of "sniffing crack" - that was bad! No real teacher would do that!) and later you see him at home, with his mum, who's shaking and not in control of herself. It turns out the drugs were a medicine for her and he's a home carer. That is good drama! And he wouldn't admit to it because he was scared his mum would be taken away by a hospital, or social services, or something. That show might be largely codswallop (I love that word!) but that was incredible. I'd say the writer deserves an award if it wasn't for the rest of the garbage he or she had put into that episode. A boy in a prison school for dangerous driving, whilst his girlfriend keeps going to the police, trying to take the blame for him. ZzZzZzZzZzZzZz... Wouldn't really happen. No relationship is that strong when you're "14" (that actress was not 14!). And then the girl tries to prove it by crashing a van into a bin. HAHAHAHA! BORING! And, again, it would never really happen.
So there was a small glimmer of hope in Wallaby Road (would you stop saying Waterloo?!!! I'm not interested in ABBA right now!) but it was largely consumed by the average nonsense that appeals to the average teenager. But, that show wasn't the worst thing I'd seen. It got much worse...
2 Fast 2 Furious? More like the... you know, 2 *something insulting that rhymes with fast* 2 *something insulting that rhymes with furious*. What a total pile of codswallop! (I said I liked that word!) Dialogue that people would never use in real life, characters that wouldn't exist in real life, doing things you wouldn't get away with in real life in a film that is a gross mockery of real life. It's so childish! According to the vast knowledge of the internet, that film was a PG13 in the USA, which I suppose means 12A in the Queen's English. My brother is 11 and he got bored with that film. It's really aimed at young children that film. Even the over-the-top swearing. Little kids find that cool. By the time you've grown up a bit, you realise swearing is everywhere in modern films and TV, so it's not a big deal. And it becomes obvious they just put the ridiculously exaggerated swearing in to make it look cool to young kids. The problem is, no parent would let a 4 year old watch that film. In fact, no human being should let themself watch that film. A whole gang of muscle cars race down a main road, ducking and weaving in between lanes and other vehicles and not one police car shows up. Lines like "I've got a problem with authority!" really make you cringe. NOBODY SAYS THAT! And if they do, nobody replies "I've got that same problem!" Two main characters talking about the film's cliche girlfriend character. Guy 1: "Why are you checking her out?" Guy 2: "I'm not." Cut to: the two of them at a dinner table. Awkward pause, due to bad editing. They sit down. "Guy 1: "Yeah you were!" Guy 2: "Yeah, okay, I was."
I hate it when writers assume our conversations will randomly stop and then continue a considerable amount of time later, from the exact same point we left off, just so that the audience can convienently hear the whole conversation, whilst one scene can still neatly cut to the next. Also, nobody changes their mind that fast! "No I wasn't." "Yeah you were." "Yeah, okay, I was!" Nobody has ever been so easy to convince in the history of humanity!
So, that's that film destroyed forever. Apart from some dodgy TV, the Alrgarve was great! And I now have a notebook to write down all my ideas and plans for different writing projects.
GOOD NEWS: The script for episode 2 of my Doctor Who fan series has been started! By me, obviously. It's called "Sword And Sceptre"! I love that name because originally I was going to call it "Knightmare" (being a medieval episode) but that was a horrible, pun-ridden name!
AG :)
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Finishing touches
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Scripts update
Anyway, the important update, the script for episode 1 is complete! Woohoo! Now to abandon my plan to write all the scripts before we start filming and leave the episode 2 script until I actually want to write it! It's not that I don't want to now, but there's a difference between wanting to get something written and wanting to write it. Starting something new, whether it's a new script or novel, scene or chapter, is always the hardest part. It's easier to write something when you have something to continue directly from, rather than having to start a whole new piece.
Anyway, I should probably slow down on the posts. The blog's brand new and nobody's reading yet! Oh well, I'm sure they will soon...